Crazy Joke of the Day
Polish firing squad.
Three women were about to be executed by a polish firing squad. One was a brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.
They bring up the brunette and the guard asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the guard shouts, Ready..... Aim....!! and suddenly the brunette and yells, "TIDAL WAVE". Everyone looks behind them and she runs off.
So they bring up the redhead and ask if she has any last requests. She says no, so the guard shouts, Ready... Aim....!! and suddenly she yells, "TORNADO" and everybody turns around and she runs off.
Well, by then, the blonde has figured out what to do. So they bring her up and she is asked if she has any last requests. She says no, so the guard turns and shouts, Ready.... Aim...!! and the blonde yells, "FIRE".
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